A personal appeal to JASON TORCHINSKY

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 01/02/2014 at 01:04 • Filed to: JASON TORCHINSKY

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If he even reads this

(name in ALL CAPS because I just copy-pasta'd from his byline like the lazy man I am)

Anyway you like those !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I write? Would you like to help me write a future one? Of course you would because you're Jason Torchinsky and awesome, right? Because I like your illustrations...and, well, I'd kind of need one for a future Planeopnik article.

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Yup. That's it.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 01/02/2014 at 01:11

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Yeah, it took me a while before I could reliably spell Torchinsky too.

Blondude > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 01/02/2014 at 01:30

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Torch-in-sky

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Blondude 01/02/2014 at 01:31

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Ja-son T-orchi-nsky

Alex Murel > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 01/02/2014 at 01:52

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Even if Mr. Torchinsky doesn't come across this post, there are many of us on here with passable skills to produce such pictures. What sort of stuff are you looking for?

GhostZ > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 01/02/2014 at 04:32

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Woah, I always thought it was Ja' Sontor Chi N'ski, like some Star Wars Character.

Jason Torchinsky > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 01/22/2014 at 17:55

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Hello! I just saw this by chance just now. Sure, I'm curious — email me at jason@jalopnik.com and tell me what you've got in mind. I'm happy to see if I can help.